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Mindless moments, dumb diversions, comic dialects, useless stories,
bizarre holidays, bozo criminals, wordplay, anagram fun, your birthday, puns, elevator games
and silly stuff to
soothe frazzled nerves -- so have some laughs, go fly a kite, or take a side trip away
from your worries, with a laugh guarantee
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There's plenty to entertain you and
soothe
frazzled nerves at the Barking
Spider. Like fun elevator games, church bulletin bloopers,
courtroom humor, and etch-a-sketch tech support for
starters. "Good clean fun" with a "100%
Laugh Guarantee."
Here's an award-winning site
designed to transport you far away from the daily grind. Ze's boredom-busting
playground is brimming with interactive activities, hilarious videos
-- plenty of guffaws, chuckles, FUN!
If there was ever a site designed to make your worries vanish,
this one's it -- go to Whoohoo
and see what makes you Whoohoo! Don't miss Opera
Baby. And The Most Beautiful Flower is an unforgettable detour
that will inspire and touch you. Some of the Martha Stewart
spoofs are a Whoohoo, too!
Like to play with words? Translate
text or web pages into any one of several comic dialects -- even
this web page is hilarious in Cockney, Pig Latin, or Redneck.
Besides the Dialectizer, there are idiotic warning
labels, computer stupidities, book-a-minute, a laugh riot for lovers of
language.
Put a little pun in your life! For
a quick change of mental venue, go to Pun of the Day. No
shortage of puns here -- all listed by category. Some punny
stuff, folks.
Don't be absane. And don't anxiousize. We'll have a nonversation about
it... See Witwords
Fictionary and even coin your own fictional witty word.
For those who just love Alanis Morissette, you can now write
catchy songs just like she does. Just fill out the form and the Alanis
Morissette Random Lyric Generator does the rest.
Got time for some totally useless and
totally fascinating stories? There's the Matchstick Man,
the Electric Pickle, or America's First Toilet Paper Shortage. It's said
that all are true...
You know it and everyone else knows it:
we've got a few really dumb laws! So do other countries.
Also
check out the dumb bumpers, dumb criminal acts, and more.
Still not tired of really stupid
criminal stories? Then spend some time with Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day.
They say the stories come from reputable sources, and it's easy to see
you can't make this stuff up.
Quick, what day is today? You’ll find
the answer at the Bizarre
American Holidays page celebrating occasions such as Rocky Road
Day, Ask a Stupid Question Day, and you can find holidays
chronologically or by category.
Welcome to Cooking
with High Voltage, where they push the envelope of food
preparation and blast it with high-voltage electricity!
Jelly beans that can put hair on your chest? Yes, if they're Helly Jelly!
Jelly bean flavors like deli mustard and bacon -- plus
recipes. A laugh riot.
"Welcome to the National Driver's
License Records Bureau web site - where you can search our
online database of over 220 million U.S. driver's license photos and
driver's license information currently on file, absolutely
FREE." Trust us, would we steer you wrong?
Here's a collection of stories and anecdotes about clueless computer
users -- no doubt from tech support personnel (we have one in the
family) who find our Computer
Stupidities amusing. Admittedly, it's funny.
What's your Soup Personality? What does your favorite color
say about you? What profession would you have been in during
medieval times? If you've got the time, University of Life has the
Fun Tests.
(They have some serious tests, too, if you have the inclination.)
Wanna test yourself some more? Have infinite patience with an
infinite variety of tests? Get thee to the just-for-the-fun-of-it
fun tests
at Queendom.
You just won't believe some of the stuff
recorded during real trials by courtroom reporters. Disorder in
the Court lets you laugh your stress away.
The University of Oklahoma Police Department suggests that if you
witness a crime, you should report it. You also have the right to make a
"Citizen's Arrest." So if YOU commit a crime, it
saves tax dollars if you simply fill out the Citizen's Self-Arrest Form!
Want to know what
happened on your birthday? Or if anything important took place on this day in automotive,
Civil War, technology, or Wall Street history? Do some time traveling.
The clock
watcher's dream come true...world clocks, counters, calendars,
and countdown to New Year 2003 or any other date, it's all here.
Play Mad Libz, join in the fun at
Asinine Storylines, or check out the Cartoon Machine at Humor
Search.
How many new words can you make of
your name? Or try jumbling a favorite phrase. Have some anagram fun,
but watch out, it’s addictive. While you're there, try
palindromes, spoonerisms and oxymora, too!
Here's a new twist on the potato head game. Just pick your veggie
-- or apple -- dress it up, and play away your tension. A little
silliness from the Apple Corps goes a long way to busting
stress.
Go fly a kite! But first, make
it yourself – everything you need to need to know to
build your own simple kite is here with a listing of basic parts,
materials needed, instructions and tips.
Kite flying with children is a great way to spend any day.
So here's another kite site so everyone can join in the simple art of kite
making.
We
no longer recommend Oriental
Trading.
Can't
enough of Dilbert? At his official
website, you'll find Dilbert in many, many forms, together with
Dogbert and coworkers, plus a comic archive, and links to other
cartoonists as well.
Special
thanks to Dave Minott and Art Kendy for numerous site suggestions.
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